petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

nidokween:

nidokween:

what did batman say to robin before getting in the car

get in the car

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh